i'm generally more comfortable typing in lowercase, and in non-business settings
i subscribe to us weekly
i wasted 10 years of my life working in telecommunications
i don't think i've ever really been in love
i once had a beagle named wallace, and i wanted to get another beagle and name it willis so i could a) confuse wallace and b) say 'watcha talking about, willis?' to the dog and watch it cock its head at me
my favorite movie is 'the cutting edge'
at this point in my life, i have so many secret single behaviors that i am not sure that i could ever cohabitate again
i am two years older than my only sibling, my brother
he has an established career, is married, and owns his own home. i don't think i'll ever catch up
when i was younger, i wanted to be a professional swimmer
by the time i got to high school, i wanted to be a lawyer
i love 'goonies', the movie, and once i made my (at the time) boyfriend go to the 24-hour blockbuster in the middle of the night to rent it for me
i have a sneaking suspicion that i was a band geek in high school, even though i wasn't in the band
did i mention that my high school boyfriend was two years younger than me?
and that i met him via the debate team?
march madness is my favorite time of the year
i don't floss consistently
i am not able to tolerate eating sweet/salty mixtures - chocolate-covered pretzels disgust me
so does chicken salad with raisins in it
or pizza with pineapple
i play a game of solitaire each morning on my computer to determine if i am going to have a good day
i eat breadcrumbs and croutons as main dishes
i was born in california and i always wonder what my life would have been like if my parents had stayed there, in our house in pacific palisades, minutes from the ocean, rather than moving to new jersey
Location: New York, New York, U.S. Outlying Islands
much like the dictionary definition of ridiculous, i am completely devoid of wisdom or good sense.
please also see: absurd, derisory, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous