that guy

here's to avoiding That Guy...thanks to Sars...

"When a guy who isn't That Guy comes along, a guy who is right for you, believe me, you are going to know. You aren't going to have to hear these weak excuses; you aren't going to have to analyze the thing to death with your friends over pinot; you aren't going to feel that swoop in your stomach every time he tries to sound casual mentioning another woman's name, and fails. I know the right guy is hard for you to imagine at this point, but I am here to tell you three things: 1) he exists, 2) you deserve him, and 3) he is a paid fucking vacation with free drinks compared to That Guy. But for now, start with a regular old garden-variety vacation from That Guy."